Boron: A boring moron (coined byDad)
Bossified: having a boss who’s too rigid
Collitis: A rash of new colleagues, all irritating
Irritaping: being recorded on one of those handycams. Even when you don’t want to be.
Latext: Text messages sent way too late in the night (More common than you think)
Painist: So fond of talking about their own physical pain
Perfunctionist: A pretend perfectionist