There may be a simple reason for the bout of ill-temper I've experienced recently, as most clearly evidenced by the Oscars rant. They've taken Seinfeld off the air.
Somewhere in my mind I knew this was bound to happen; it was inevitable, as they say, like death and taxes. However, now that it has actually happened I find myself rather ill-equipped to face life. Television is now a vast tundra with no hope of respite.